1Someone who seems too good to be true 

2People who have absolutely no social network profiles (it’s 2019 people!)

3Insecure people

4People who describe himself or herself as “the only person to …” or “recognized as a world-class leader …” or “the first person to be awarded …” or “the youngest person ever to …” or “a pioneer in …”?

5People who likes to talk about themselves … endlessly

6People who don’t give you their real name

7Super-secretive people

8Those who have a “brilliant idea” every other week

9Anyone who posts anything on CraigsList

10Passive aggressive people

11People who don’t have a lot of friends (since they’ve likely pissed them all off)

12People who enjoy running

13Anyone who has tried to get you involved with something that sounds too good to be true

14Name droppers; especially the ones that drop names of people with little or no relevance to the topic at hand to impress others

15People who are constantly telling little white lies.

16People who are left-handed

17Anyone who has ever said, “Do you know who I am?”

18People who expect something in return for a good deed

19People who don’t listen

20That weird “friend” that “likes” everything you put on Facebook

21People who are desperate to be your friend

22People whose name is something like Jason Paul Smith, but goes by “Chip”

23People who constantly change their phone number

24People who don’t want you to see where they live

25Those who like to brag about themselves all the time

26Anyone who can’t hold a job for more than a few months at a time

27When you can’t explain what you do for a living

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4 replies
  1. EJM Investigations
    EJM Investigations says:

    Very innovative to use GIFs for your blog.
    Needless to say there’s plenty more you could have added. The guy who claims he’s a spy/PI, but actually dresses like one. The person who evades questions by always giving the same answer, “I’d tell you but I’d have to kill you” *Awkard giggle* *change subject*

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